tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post9158265412979782009..comments2024-03-24T20:07:02.400+00:00Comments on The Dreamcast Junkyard: Ay up, it's that bloody Shenmue again!Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-12507366146338384382010-01-13T21:10:41.394+00:002010-01-13T21:10:41.394+00:00British people don't talk like that!
This vid...British people don't talk like that!<br /><br />This video is a disgrace.Danielnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-51428294476260052082009-10-15T14:17:20.713+00:002009-10-15T14:17:20.713+00:00Agreed Brit!
You may never read this reply, but ...Agreed Brit! <br /><br />You may never read this reply, but my blood was boiling at the thought of the careless Yanks who made this trash. The maker of this deserves a swift kick from the Prime Minister followed by an Indian burn administered by Patrick Stewart.Barry the Nomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00793590481970367478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-42673400335438380752009-10-12T17:23:09.491+00:002009-10-12T17:23:09.491+00:00Ugh! What a horrible caricature of so-called '...Ugh! What a horrible caricature of so-called 'British' speech. The fact is, spoken (British) English is one of the most beautiful and pleasant-sounding of all accents (consider, for example, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart and Kate Winslet). The speakers in this video were obviously trying to make fun of British by badly attempting the thickest and most niche varieties. Imagine non-Americans doing southern US accents (e.g. Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Missouri) and then calling it 'The American Shenmue II' (if the dubbed Xbox version never existed). Well, this is just as bad.Britnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-54037922211275804312009-06-29T02:53:35.824+00:002009-06-29T02:53:35.824+00:00Pee jokes, you say? Gay sailors drinking milk? May...Pee jokes, you say? Gay sailors drinking milk? Maybe it IS time to dust off my copy of Shenmue and actually play it for more than 2 hours...goldskarrhttp://goldskarr.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-59091313493786093562009-06-26T12:31:28.904+00:002009-06-26T12:31:28.904+00:00Well, you're in store for many more chuckles. ...Well, you're in store for many more chuckles. Be on the lookout for overly-agressive schoolgirls, pee jokes and hot sailors (Ryo's words, not mine).Barry the Nomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00793590481970367478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-85898451195759877902009-06-26T10:34:57.672+00:002009-06-26T10:34:57.672+00:00Hilarious!
I'm actually playing through Shenm...Hilarious!<br /><br />I'm actually playing through Shenmue for the first time at the moment and this raised a few much-needed chuckles.Michellehttp://www.pioneerproject.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-19856332372715062262009-06-26T06:52:08.105+00:002009-06-26T06:52:08.105+00:00(BTW Barry, good use of the words "clout"...(BTW Barry, good use of the words "clout" and "ruddy" in that reply... No one will ever suspect that you... *cough!* SORRY, BrrythNmd... are...erm...is really American...)<br /><br />P.S. Why do I always use lots of ellipses in my writing...? It's an over-used piece of punctuation, employed as a subtle device to engender anticipation... Which in fact... it rarely does...fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-88704760199620904482009-06-26T06:38:57.188+00:002009-06-26T06:38:57.188+00:00Crikey Tom! Where have you been living? Down in Co...Crikey Tom! Where have you been living? Down in Cornwall or Devon or some other la-di-dah Southern sea port? <br /><br />As I was walking through Moss Side yesterday I heard a young oik say<br /><br />"Luv a duck guvnor! I was a-wondering if yer could help me get me uzi un-jammed, one of them there Old Trafford Crips has just popped a cap in me dear old ma's posterior and I'm feeling perishing annoyed about it, and no mistake. Just hold this keflar stab vest whilst I nip orff and fetch me poppa."<br /><br />Honest.fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-11082943096747006102009-06-26T00:02:22.564+00:002009-06-26T00:02:22.564+00:00Ryo wasn't raised with that mouth. His mum wou...Ryo wasn't raised with that mouth. His mum would clout him if he even let out the word "ruddy".Barry the Nomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00793590481970367478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-2014755824958363332009-06-25T22:58:47.454+00:002009-06-25T22:58:47.454+00:00To be honest, I don't think I've ever hear...To be honest, I don't think I've ever heard anyone say 'crikey' or 'Poppa' in my life - If Ryu had said 'fuck me you cunt, you've just slotted me old man and now I'm gonna hunt you down and smash your face in...' then I might have believed it.<br /><br />4/10Tom Charnockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-66470897006027111752009-06-25T22:38:26.436+00:002009-06-25T22:38:26.436+00:00Barrington Nomad Esquire?Barrington Nomad Esquire?fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-58558287858875894402009-06-25T21:29:53.959+00:002009-06-25T21:29:53.959+00:00I wish I had thought of this first.
I really do.
...I wish I had thought of this first.<br /><br />I really do.<br /><br />Bloody Hell!Calebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06238261299098657382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-2241594195487721112009-06-25T14:43:07.709+00:002009-06-25T14:43:07.709+00:00I'll see what I can do for you.
I mean- I...I'll see what I can do for you. <br /><br />I mean- I'll see what HE can do for you! Er... yes. Him. Not me.<br /><br />(Why do I type out my mistakes and then awkwardly correct them when I could just delete what I just wrote?)Barry the Nomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00793590481970367478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-53812861657101108042009-06-25T14:13:50.382+00:002009-06-25T14:13:50.382+00:00Ha ha! Funny as fuck! How, pray tell, does one go ...Ha ha! Funny as fuck! How, pray tell, does one go about getting a vial of this moisturiser?Tom Charnockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-88730528769684365932009-06-25T12:47:04.218+00:002009-06-25T12:47:04.218+00:00I've done some research and you're absolut...I've done some research and you're absolutely correct. Sir Christopher Lee did indeed vomit on hearing his part had been cut. What you omitted to mention, was that he vomitted right into the lunch of co-actor Dame Helen Mirren, who was playing the voice of Ryo's long suffering 'girlfriend', Nzomi.<br /><br />On reflection, I'm a tad unsurprised that Lee's contribution was cut, as his voice sounds a little like Yoda from time to time...<br /><br />Oh and Barry, I'm not sure who this BrrythNmd is but he doesn't sound at all handsome to me... It would seem that his motivation stems from making money selling burnt copies of this 'vapourware' classic over the internet. He then pours the profits into a "sweatshop" side venture, making expensive moisturiser from the tears of tiny orphans...fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-90132125220227089372009-06-25T12:29:54.712+00:002009-06-25T12:29:54.712+00:00I've heard of this! It was on Gamespot a while...I've heard of this! It was on Gamespot a while ago. I heard Sir Christopher Lee vomited when told that his part was cut. Literally, he vomited. Also, I wonder who this Brrythnmd is? Sounds like a handsome fellow.<br /><br />-Barry the NomadBarry the Nomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00793590481970367478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-48654961215102007832009-06-25T11:45:06.959+00:002009-06-25T11:45:06.959+00:00Its obviously fake, but still funny..Its obviously fake, but still funny..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-75156909758793196132009-06-25T11:31:32.524+00:002009-06-25T11:31:32.524+00:00What Tom? You think I've been duped??? America...What Tom? You think I've been duped??? Americans you say???<br />Caleb? Hmmmm.... I seem to remember Caleb having a very dubious British accent once.... The plot thickens!fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-89912322813252917722009-06-25T07:53:00.861+00:002009-06-25T07:53:00.861+00:00Great find FK - although those voices sound a litt...Great find FK - although those voices sound a little bit too much like Americans doing accents to me...Tom Charnockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-18197808423296208842009-06-25T06:51:43.207+00:002009-06-25T06:51:43.207+00:00If this IS a fake, it's undoubtedly been maste...If this IS a fake, it's undoubtedly been masterminded from here in the UK, as those accents are 100% accurate regional UK accents... rather like Dick Van Dyke's authentic "cockney" accent in the Disney classic,Mary Poppins.<br /><br />Yu Suzuki must have searched long and hard for those Shakesperean quality voice actors. They must have been gutted to find out he wasn't using their work in his 'final cut'. Thank goodness this video turned up and wasn't lost to the annals of time forever...fatherkrishnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523813350137435244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19634944.post-29644056841180485402009-06-25T06:30:33.728+00:002009-06-25T06:30:33.728+00:00"Poppa!"
*bam*
"Crikey!"
This ..."Poppa!"<br />*bam*<br />"Crikey!"<br />This is so stereotypical, It's funny. Please tell me this isn't official.Goldskarrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00341909985544285072noreply@blogger.com