Is that a Dreamcast swirl? |
1. There's nothing left to talk about.
Seriously, what else is there?
- Did we finally track down Pierre "The Barber" Santino? Check.
- Have we covered not only all things Dreamcast, but also the extended family of arcade systems based on Dreamcast hardware? Check.
- Did we publish a comprehensive Ultimate Collector's Guide detailing every Dreamcast game ever released in every major territory? Check.
- Did we get a cease and desist letter from Sega's lawyer's about said Collector's guide? Che- ... um ... (am I still allowed to talk about that Tom?).
- In any case, did we not just bring you an interview with Bernie-frigging-Stolar? We mother-flippin' did!
No going back now, we've hung a banner. |
2. We're sick to bloody death of the Dreamcast!
You try and get excited about talking about the same thing over and over again for more than a decade. Believe it or not, it does wear thin after a while, no matter how much you loved the topic to begin with.
Thrown straight out of the window. No regrets. |
Make sure your caves are blocked shut, so Jesus doesn't escape this time. |
*sniger* virgin depths *snigger* |
We hope you'll continue to follow us on our journey into the strange new world of SG-1000. We're just glad that we can finally start talking about something else for a change.
Very disappointing. I was hoping for the Advanced Pico Beena Junkyard considering it's Sega's true final console. Ah well.
ReplyDeleteI think this is a 1. April joke.
ReplyDeleteOnly one day early...
Newsflash: we don’t all live in the US ;)
DeleteYou almost had me, because you're points could theoretically be true, until you started talking about SG-1000. But Kudos all the same!
ReplyDeleteApril fools.
ReplyDeleteNice!
ReplyDeleteThat's right Tom, some of us celebrate EASTER earlier due to timezones in the Eastern hemisphere.
ReplyDeletePsst.. Tom, ixnay Prilway Oolsfay
Holy crap, you got me there at least till the SG-1000 part. I just recently discovered this site so I was quite disappointed to see it already go... not realising it’s been there for so long already. Well, nice job! And please keep it up! Cheers, John
ReplyDeleteYou scared me ,... i browse dc junk site at least 1 time a day, dont take that joy away !
ReplyDeleteSorry Scott, my bad..cough...EASTER YEAH. EASTER FUCK YEAH!
ReplyDeleteVery good!
ReplyDeleteThat SG-1000 Junkyard banner is actually sick, kudos to the aesthetic genius who crafted it.
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