A mysterious package... |
...from Kyoto... |
Mr. Robot? |
Huh? I've got a golden |
No need to be concerned about malware, It's a Mac, no-one bothers with Macs. |
Nevin-eye-rurural? |
See! No malware, it's ALL CLEAR! |
This is a Dreamcast disc, and can only be used on Dreamcast system. Playback on a Power PC can cause serious damage to it's speakers. |
Dreamcast? |
Product Placement Pro-tip: If the logo of your product is too small, make sure you have something else with it largely and brightly emblazoned placed arbitrarily nearby. |
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! |
Huh? Is this an Amiga Demo? |
No wait! It's SoulCalibur! Aw yeah! |
But wait, where's Kilik?.
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Hmmm, my fishtank needs a clean |
I'm so excited! A pretty girl wants to play with my Dreamcast! |
All my dreams have come true! |
A shame it looks like a ZX Spectrum game. Where's my 128-bit powerhouse? |
See that! That's 8-bit colour clash! This can't be a Dreamcast game! |
OK, so it's not much to look at, but it does predict when the next giant monster will attack Japan (not a joke) |
Want to play some co-op mode Rez with me instead? |
As you can see, this graph shows my chances of getting laid. |
It started to fall when I pulled out my homemade Trance Vibrator |
And this shows the distribution of all the other women in Japan who also won't sleep with me |
But at least I'm better off than this Mr. Robot chap. |
No-one knows what happened to him. They say he was forced to work for the Government. |
Oh wait! There he is! (notice the Dreamcast controller in the shadows) |
What are you doing looking at dusty old books and relying on conventional wisdom? Fire up your Dreamcast! It will tell you when and where Gamera will strike next. |
See! You took to long to embrace the Dreamcast as a powerful simulation tool, and now the News is reporting the disaster you failed to prevent. Well done. |
Mr. Robot shakes his head in dismay. (that same Dreamcast GD on desk) |
But he shall console himself with his hand built robot maid. |
Beer, Dreamcast and Gynoid, what better way to spend your final moments before a giant turtle destroys the city? Maidbot! upload parameters for Rez co-op play. |
Special thanks to Buhl Uhlan for notifying us of this cinematic masterpiece on the facebook page.
4 comments:
Genius.
Not as cool as the cameo of the SEGA Saturn in the film "Black Mask" starring Jet Li and Karen Mok.
Haha! Brilliant :D Especially the map of uninterested women heh!
I need to see this.
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