Sega’s new console to be powered by the crushed dreams and tears of Sega fans?


Sega is making remakes and sequels to awesome Dreamcast games!!!!

Sega is NOT making remakes and sequels to awesome Dreamcast games.


In an impressive “fake out” someone released a huge list of beautiful lies. Beautiful beautiful lies

Of course it was false.

My only hope is that this display of the average Sega fan’s ability to create hope and then have that hope dramatically ground into the dirt will show that Sega can indeed create a console that can be powered by sadness and longing…

...so much sadness and longing. I need to go home, listen to emo music and hug my Dreamcast.

(I was just kidding about that last line.)

9 comments:

Myles said...

The list actually included a samba de amigo game for the psp. But yeah I believe the Jaguar was powered by dissapointment so it wouldnt be that new of a thing for the video game industry.

NebachadnezzaR said...

I could be one of the guys in the photos...

I was so sad when they confirmed the list was a fake that I wanted to listen to emo music and cut myself...

...but then I played some Soul Calibur with my buddy and was happy again.

Caleb said...

Don't feel too bad Neb. It seems like alot of people were fooled.

...not me of course but that's just because I am a Pessimist.

Porroe said...

the guy with long hair reacted almost the same in both cases, maybe not a sega fan :P

Myles said...

To depress everyone further;
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2007/08/06/shenmue-online-cancelled-shenmue-3-not-happening-as-segas-franchise-dies.htm

Yeah I would of gotten a smaller url but that one warns you so I figured I'd leave it be. Tis a sad day for Sega fans everywhere.

The GagaMan(n) said...

Have I seen those two guys somewhere before? Reveal their Identities, Caleb!

Caleb said...

Just two guys I went to college with.

If you watched videos on my youtube page they appeared in a bunch of the skits.

DEITRIX said...

man, I would of loved to see some of those remade. Shenmue would be awesome.

fatherkrishna said...

You see? All the rumours ARE true! They are! Aren't they Dreamcast? *FK sits in his padded cell in the Arkham Asylum rocking back and forward, clutching the Dreamcast with lips painted on in crayons...*

Don't listen to them... You will be back as a major player in the console wars... What's that? You want me to make love to you...AGAIN? But what if they're watching? What? Is that Shenmue in your "loading space"... Oh go on then...