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He Gave His Life...So That The Dreamcast Could Live....

Now those of you who are aware of my other blogging endeavours will know that I completely plagiarised this great website by creating the 'Saturn Junkyard'. No more needs to be said about this blatant inferior copy, because it was a cowardly rip off of Tom's excellent idea. However, it has spawned one wonderful discovery... That of the man who gave his very life for the Dreamcast. Introducing Segata Sanshiro, the actual humanised form of Sega's next best console, the Saturn. Yes this living, breathing, greasy haired ninjitsu LEGEND, gave up his very being so that the Dreamcast might light up our dreary worlds.
What you see above is ACTUAL documentary footage of Segata Sanshiro saving the headquarters of Sega Japan on the eve of the launch of the Dreamcast. Those eagle-eyed watchers amongst you will notice the familiar orange swirl, which allows me the tangential link to post this video within these hallowed walls.
But for those of you who, like myself are moved to tears by the heroic act of this great man, need not worry.
For at the end of the video you will see actual footage of Segata Sanshiro in heaven, with the baby Jesus and Buddha.
Right now I bet he's chilling out with such departed loved ones as Jimi Hendrix, Ghandi, Plato, Lady Diana and Fred Elliot. We love you Segata Sanshiro, you will live in our hearts forever.

(P.S. For a full rendition of Segata's wonderful theme tune, visit the other Junkyard).

6 comments:

gnome said...

(Bursts into tears)

Sniff..

and he was so kind...

..never knew..

sob, sob, sniff

fatherkrishna said...

There, there Gnome, sit down... I'll put the kettle on...
You now understand why he means so much to me... "Sniff!"

Caleb said...

There is a podcast with all the TV spots as well as a better version of his last heroic act on youtube as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50

Caleb said...

Yeah that podcast is already posted at the Saturn Junkyard!

fatherkrishna said...

Now Caleb! You should have known I'd have exhausted every scrap of Segata Sanshiro stuff on the internet! Now my goal is to meet the great man himself, get married and have his baies...(LOL!!!)
;)

gnome said...

Oh, so, we should be expecting a Dreamcast II, right?