E3 2007 reveals new Dreamcast game!

Remember how EA decided not to develop games for the Dreamcast all those years ago? Well, now after all this time they have finally seen the errors of their ways and decided to bring a game over to it. Yes, in 2007! This game is..

The Simpson's Game! Out of boredom I was watching a bunch of trailers of new game trailers being shown at this years E3 event when, at the end of this trailer for the game, EA revealed their cleverest plan ever! These guys are the biggest in the industry for one reason: they port their games to everything, only now they are taking this to the extreme! Just take a look at this amazing announcement! It makes perfect sense because the Dreamcast never had a Simpson's game either!

Finally EA have seen the potential in the undead console! This is surely a confirmation that Sega will be re-releasing the Dreamcast at an RRP of £99 with 100 games built in and a new VMU that can play Game Gear games! You heard it here folks! We knew you were up to something really Sega, all these crap games you've been making the last few years were just a cover up for your major plans to rule the industry once again! As if life couldn't be any sweeter, my 2nd all-time favourite system ever, the Amiga, is getting a comeback too! My life is complete!

12 comments:

fatherkrishna said...

Is this real??????? It's not April?
This would literally be the most amazing piece of news! Please tell us more!!!!!!!!

I'm stunned!!!!!

H said...

Well, during this screen we hear Homer shout "What-EVER", so I think it's just a comedic case of embellishment.
Though if they DID pull it off on all listed consoles, that'd be the most hardcore move in gaming EVER.

Chris said...

hahaha, I just watched the trailer and it's true - They list Amiga and Dreamcast ^ ^

slowave said...

"Coming this fall... to every platform EVER made!"

If the delivery of that line didn't tip you off that it was a joke, then Homer's subsequent "What-EVER!" definitely should have. More importantly, EA porting any game at all to the Dreamcast, Amiga, Coleco Vision ect... is utterly absurd. I can't believe people actually took it seriously.

I'm sure the Dreamcast still has some more surprises in store for us, but certainly not from EA.

Caleb said...

"I can't believe people actually took it seriously."

When the Dreamcast comes back it will remember those that kept the faith.

I am glad that EA recognizes how awesome the dreamcast is.

All hail the undead console.

Dead Disney said...

No seriously guyz are you joking>????

The GagaMan(n) said...

"I can't believe people actually took it seriously."

Much like how I can't believe people are taking this topic seriously. XD

Caleb said...

"No seriously guyz are you joking>????"

Noooo...

We are reaaallly beeing seriousss.

Reallllyyy.

Totally serious.

I for one truly believe that EA will release a next gen game on the Dreamcast and Amgia. Even though there is no possible way that could even happen...

I totally believe that and this blog entry isn't a joke at all.

And even if it was a joke I wouldn't get it since apparently nobody on the internet has a sense of humor anymore...

(Wow I guess it is hard to take a sarcastic tone on a blog…)

NebachadnezzaR said...

slowave, dead disney, this is for you, you earned it:

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7333/masteroftheobviousnp5.jpg

gnome said...

They bloody forgot the Lynx.. Feckers...

Anonymous said...

ITS A JOKE ~.~

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons_Game

Just look on Wikipedia -_-

The GagaMan(n) said...

Congrats for not reading any of these comments and realizing that this entire blog post is a joke too, mr. nameless! =D