|"I think I can see a release date...oh wait - my mistake"|
How to ignite such a fire though? With this wondrous instrument, naturally:
Yes - the Official Sega Dreamcast Zippo! It can be yours right now if you go here and bid on this eBay auction...which I swear is not mine*, Google. So don't go removing us from your searches again. Please. Have you lost weight, Google?
That's enough ass kissing.
*Google temporarily removed the Junkyard from search results because they accused us of being a spam site or linking to advertising sites or some such crap. I raised a case and we were reinstated in search results.