|A mysterious package...|
|Huh? I've got a golden |
|No need to be concerned about malware, It's a Mac, no-one bothers with Macs.|
|See! No malware, it's ALL CLEAR!|
|This is a Dreamcast disc, and can only be used on Dreamcast system.|
Playback on a Power PC can cause serious damage to it's speakers.
|Product Placement Pro-tip: If the logo of your product is too small, make sure you have something else|
with it largely and brightly emblazoned placed arbitrarily nearby.
|Huh? Is this an Amiga Demo?|
|No wait! It's SoulCalibur! Aw yeah!|
|But wait, where's Kilik?.|
|Hmmm, my fishtank needs a clean|
|I'm so excited! A pretty girl wants to play with my Dreamcast!|
|All my dreams have come true!|
|A shame it looks like a ZX Spectrum game. Where's my 128-bit powerhouse?|
|See that! That's 8-bit colour clash! This can't be a Dreamcast game!|
|OK, so it's not much to look at, but it does predict when the next|
giant monster will attack Japan (not a joke)
|Want to play some co-op mode Rez with me instead?|
|As you can see, this graph shows my chances of getting laid.|
|It started to fall when I pulled out my homemade Trance Vibrator|
|And this shows the distribution of all the other women in Japan who also won't sleep with me|
|But at least I'm better off than this Mr. Robot chap.|
|No-one knows what happened to him. They say he was forced to work for the Government.|
|Oh wait! There he is!|
(notice the Dreamcast controller in the shadows)
|What are you doing looking at dusty old books and relying on conventional wisdom? Fire up your Dreamcast!|
It will tell you when and where Gamera will strike next.
|See! You took to long to embrace the Dreamcast as a powerful simulation tool, and now the News is|
reporting the disaster you failed to prevent. Well done.
|Mr. Robot shakes his head in dismay.|
(that same Dreamcast GD on desk)
|But he shall console himself with his hand built robot maid.|
|Beer, Dreamcast and Gynoid, what better way to spend your final moments before a giant turtle destroys the city?|
Maidbot! upload parameters for Rez co-op play.
Special thanks to Buhl Uhlan for notifying us of this cinematic masterpiece on the facebook page.