Searching for Sega related junk to buy on Ebay I stumbled across this auction and er...I don't know what to think of it, but it needs to be saved for prosperity. Judging by the image locations I guess you can blame this guy for this nonsense.
"Michael Reynold's virtual horror land Illbleed is a game for Dreamcast. In one level you turn into a wood puppet.
This is Eriko Christy, she's the character I used when I entered that level.
I took her home, fed her and gave her a place to sleep.
She's enjoyed staying at my house.
We play dreamcast together, but she's not that good at it.
She also tries doing my homework sometimes. She's better at doing oral exercises than at writing though.
But lately, she's been a royal pain.
She leaves my room a mess after having slumber parties with her human friends.
My mom has been complaining about stolen lipstick and blush.
Here she is listening to music with MY CD PLAYER.
She get's jealous when I play other horror games.
What you are bidding on is the Eriko Wood Puppet. She's been through a lot. When I found her she had some cracks in her ankles and arms. She's about a foot and a half tall and is pretty light.
I beg you, you must help get her off my hands. "
And all this can be yours for just $179 (or Best Offer)! Take note he almost accepted an offer for $5, but the doll caught him and got angry. Just so you know.