Eriko from Illbleed for sale! Um..

Searching for Sega related junk to buy on Ebay I stumbled across this auction and er...I don't know what to think of it, but it needs to be saved for prosperity. Judging by the image locations I guess you can blame this guy for this nonsense.

"Michael Reynold's virtual horror land Illbleed is a game for Dreamcast. In one level you turn into a wood puppet.

This is Eriko Christy, she's the character I used when I entered that level.

One day I discovered Eriko in wood puppet form about to be run over by a car.

I took her home, fed her and gave her a place to sleep.

She's enjoyed staying at my house.


She made my home her own.

We play dreamcast together, but she's not that good at it.
She also tries doing my homework sometimes. She's better at doing oral exercises than at writing though.

But lately, she's been a royal pain.

This is her trying to fix my VHS tapes.

She leaves my room a mess after having slumber parties with her human friends.
My mom has been complaining about stolen lipstick and blush.

Here she is listening to music with MY CD PLAYER.

She get's jealous when I play other horror games.

I don't even know what she's going to do to me when she finds out I put her on auction.

What you are bidding on is the Eriko Wood Puppet. She's been through a lot. When I found her she had some cracks in her ankles and arms. She's about a foot and a half tall and is pretty light.

I beg you, you must help get her off my hands. "


And all this can be yours for just $179 (or Best Offer)! Take note he almost accepted an offer for $5, but the doll caught him and got angry. Just so you know.

8 comments:

cOcOoO said...

ROFLMAO!!11!lulz!!1!eleven

A Moomin said...

Nice. I once saw an auction for a "sega dreamcast walked on by a tarantula". Sure enough both pictures featured a Tarantula on a Dreamcast.

NebachadnezzaR said...

That's...I don't even know what to say...

Barry said...

I really th- um...

Well you gotta ha- er...

he point of th- ah...

(walks off)

Caleb said...

Thats...

...wow.

Well. Props to him for coming up with the back story.

Barry said...

I now expect to find hedgehog turds on ebay described as "RARE Sonic Poo!"

Barry said...

As this has been classified as the random Dreamcast thread, I wanted to share the discovery I made:
The Dreamcast controller bears a striking resemblance to the General Grievous starfighter

http://tinyurl.com/cxg542

fatherkrishna said...

How much for the puppet? I could use a friend...