Dreamcast New Years Resolutions 2026

Console photo credit: 20th Century Video Games

It’s nearing December as I sit down to write this at my typewriter... an opening that is actually just two lies as I am obviously not using a typewriter and I am actually lying in bed.

However, as the year is drawing to a close, I am reminded that I once made a deal with the Devil to be part of the Dreamcast Junkyard team and in 2025 I have contributed less than Floigan Bros did to the 3D mascot platformer genre.

So to appease the Devil and make sure I meet my yearly quota of content to satiate Dreamcast fans, here are my Sega Dreamcast 2026 resolutions that I wish to share with thee...

Credit: Sonic Wiki Zone

The Dreamcast Junkyard video game book club will return!

Yes, okay, that was a stupid name for an entirely video-based chat about video games and not books, but the premise itself was a sound one. We would announce the game we were going to discuss ahead of the actual stream and then people would join the chat to share their memories and ask questions. It’s actually been four years since the 11th —and as of now, final episode— which was actually just a badly lit stream of me playing Sonic Adventure badly, without any game audio. Anyway, I plan to make at least one more episode in 2026. Feel free to tell your loved ones it's back!

“Hey, Honey! Guess what? That thing no one wanted is returning!”

From our Sega GT stream

To Play Crazy Taxi 2 for at least 30 minutes. 

Is that a weird one? It might be. Crazy Taxi is one of my most beloved Dreamcast games and is responsible for some of my favourite memories with the console. The Dreamcast is actually the only console that has been an ever-present fixture of my gaming setup since I got it. I played it constantly from receiving it at Christmas to leaving for university in September 2000, and it joined me throughout my three years living in Cheltenham at various places, even as I regularly moved other consoles back and forth between student life and my parents' home on a whim. When I did finally return home in 2003, the Dreamcast was a key part of battling what I now see was a form of depression fuelled by a lack of direction. Then it was packed up once again to join me for my move to Sheffield in 2005 where it, and I, have remained since. That original Dreamcast was actually packed away for a few years as it wasn’t working, but it has since been revived and continues to loudly and proudly play discs to this day.

Despite all this, and having now owned several different copies of Crazy Taxi 2, I’ve never played it for longer than about 10 minutes before ultimately stopping and just returning to the original. Will 2026 be the year I finally give this sequel an actual shot? Especially as it’s not like I am actually any good at the original, it's merely familiarity and memories that bring me back, so maybe it's finally time to make some new ones.

Credit: LaunchBox Games Database

To buy the Hello Kitty Dreamcast...

The Hello Kitty Dreamcast is an insanely ace looking console that I have loved since I first laid my eyes upon it, despite still not really knowing what Hello Kitty actually is. I have seen the video where the creators claim she is actually not a cat but a little girl, and that seems like fantastic banter to me to say about something that is quite clearly a cat — and that honestly just adds to its charm a little.

The Dreamcast and its many variants aren’t getting any cheaper. In fact, it is probably cheaper now to buy even a fully modded Dreamcast than any modern consoles, so would I rather have a PlayStation 5 I don’t have time to play on, or the Hello Kitty Dreamcast? I look forward to constantly telling people “she isn’t actually a cat a you know…” when they ask me what the hell it is. 

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...and play Giant Killers Season 2 on it!

It’s dawning on me that a huge amount of my contributions to the Junkyard are things nobody wanted, but did anyone say Giant Killers career playthrough Season 2?! Someone somewhere must have… maybe you there in the back? For those unaware, this was a series of YouTube videos I fired out a few years ago known as "The Premier League Replacement service" as it was while the World Cup was going on. Apparently, I don't see the need for brevity with my naming conventions. I probably won’t dress as a goal keeper again for one of the episodes this time, mind. It’s pretty much led to my new life predominantly playing Football games and sims over on YouTube, so I think it makes sense that I return to my roots and do it here for a spell again. Don’t act like that hasn’t already made your 2026!

I actually don't remember why I dressed like this.

Play the top 25 games of the Top 200 Dreamcast Games list.

Okay, specifically five of them. I famously don’t particularly like Rez, but there are five games in the top 25 that I have basically never played. I've tried Grandia II in the past and it didn’t click with me, but am counting it here as I can never remember if that’s the game with a talking parrot that I hated or not, which is probably a sign I didn’t give it a proper chance.

The other games include Sonic Adventure 2 and Skies of Arcadia, both of which feel a bit crazy to admit I've never played as someone who is constantly beating the drum for Dreamcast.

Credit: LaunchBox Games Database

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So there we have it. Would you ever get an article this obtuse and all over the place from Ai? Well, probably actually, but it wouldn’t be able to so easily back it up with links to previous videos and works, plus added memories of handing out cupcakes at events.

So with 2026 nearing, what are you looking forward Dreamcast wise? Regardless of if you are a die hard, new fan, or returning to the scene, what would be your resolutions to make sure you are still Dreamcasting in 2026?

Dreamcastic Christmas 2023: Heart-warming Tales from DreamPod Listeners

Ahead of recording episode 125 of the DreamPod, which first aired as part of RadioSEGA’s illustrious Winterfest and is now available in all the regular places, we appealed to our listener base to send us their festive Dreamcast-related ideas, memories and musings. And thankfully, in generous Christmas spirit, our mailbag promptly filled-up with a hefty slab of responses ranging from the witty, to the heart-warming, to the downright impressive. Quite a few were discussed on the pod, but many are undoubtedly worth sharing on the blog too, and so here we are. 

Thanks to all the wonderful Junkard-ers (yardies?) who made submissions, tuned into the podcast or are currently reading these hungover scribblings of mine. The Junkyard wouldn't be what it is without you and we are blessed to have such a wonderful community gathered around the site eighteen years on from its founding. 

So, if you'd like to amplify your festive cheer, pour yourself a glass of Creamcast ale, and read on.

 Our guest on DreamPod 125, Pat from Sega Saturn, SHIRO!, lovingly embracing the Dreamcast that Santa brought him as a child.

Christmas Cracker Extravaganza

In typical parochial British fashion, I had assumed that Christmas Crackers were a widespread phenomenon, when in fact, it turns out they are pretty much contained to the shores of the UK. Nevertheless, we had some fantastic responses from all over the world to our call for Dreamcast-themed Christmas cracker ideas, several sent in by folks who had no prior familiarity with the concept (but evidently got with the programme quite rapidly).

Horror host extraordinaire Uncle Clutch knocked it out of the park, delivering a set of eight sublime watercolour paintings. Feast your eyes on their magnificence below, and, if you ever happen to meet the dude in person, be sure to buy him a drink (or three) on us.

Copyright Uncle Clutch, 2023. Not to be reproduced without permission of the creator.

Copyright Uncle Clutch, 2023. Not to be reproduced without permission of the creator.

Drum and Bass superstar Pizza Hotline delivered a detailed pitch for some garish Hello Kitty crackers: “A mixture of pink and blue semi-transparent non-recyclable plastic Hello Kitty crackers, like the consoles. There’s confetti inside that consists of mini plastic hello kitty faces and Dreamcast swirls which gets everywhere, sticks to your carpet and clothing, and no matter how much you brush or hoover it, it won’t come off. The prizes in the crackers are any of the capsule toys from Shenmue 1 or 2. You might get a poorly formed Sonic or Virtua Fighter character, or, better yet some dice or a mini forklift. It’s a Christmas miracle! When you pull each cracker, they don’t go BANG. Instead, they make the annoying VMU beeeep sound, and, instead of jokes you get awful one-liners from Shenmue. However, if you’re lucky you might get the odd inappropriate line from Blue Stinger’s Dogs Bower too. ‘Years ago I was Chinese’, ‘Try asking Chinese people about Chinese’, ‘Ugly like the worst sin’, or perhaps ‘Our jackets are too cool for that scum. I want guys like you to wear them’”. 

Of course, we assume that the emphasis on plastic-heavy construction is in fact a tongue-in-cheek throwback to the excesses of the late '90s and not something for David Attenborough to be worried about. 

The Hello Kitty Dreamcast has certainly become a bit of a style icon in recent years.

Bobby (purveyor of the magnificent Wandering Through Shenmue YouTube channel) provided an equally detailed pitch for some crackers that we would love to see on our tables – and gets top marks for including a bad joke: “I believe the cracker itself should be in the shape of a VMU. They could even come in different colours seeing as we had so many to pick from when the Dreamcast was originally released. To open it, you put your fingers where the finger grip traditionally is and pull the protective dust cap right off. In addition, the VMU screen will have traditional Sega images that are slightly altered. Sonic wearing a Christmas hat. Amy with mistletoe above her head. Nozomi wearing a scarf.

All of the hats will bear the traditional Dreamcast swirl logo. I suppose if the cracker is released in Great Britain the swirl will be blue, whereas if it's released in Japan or North America, it will be the traditional orange. But what's inside? How about some rubber erasers in the shape of different character heads from Sega franchises. One of them could have Skies of Arcadia characters. Another one would have Sonic characters of course. Maybe the other would have Virtua Fighter characters.”

And how about that bad cracker joke? Make sure you are seated for this one folks.

“Q: What do you tell your friend when the laser on your Dreamcast is having a hard time reading a disc because it's dirty?

A: It's thinking”