Scraping the Barrell

I realise it’s been a while since my last post here at the Junkyard – but fear not! The recent blizzard of clear and blue plastic cases that has been battering my letterbox like a weather-based version of Ricky Hatton will put paid to this dearth of updates over the next few days. In the meantime, I thought you may (or more likely may not) like to see this:

In a maelstrom of ventricle-ceasing boredom, I borrowed – and subsequently only watched half of – possibly the shittest Adam Sandler film (EVER) off a mate last week. It’s called Punch Drunk Love, and even though the DVD box says it’s “Fucking Awesome, you twatting cunt” (sic), it’s actually a load of bollocks about a socially inept cluster fuck who is afraid of (amongst other things) getting intimate with a woman. Yep – it really is that good. Anyhow, the reason I bring this celluloid bowel movement to your collective attention is this: It’s got a Dreamcast in it!




Spotted a DC in a film? Want to share it with the world? Don’t bother – this is just a shite filler until I can be arsed to write about my new stuff.

NB – To the mate who entered my domain, saw my Dreamcast and ran over to it with childlike glee screaming “Wow! Is that an N64?!” – have a word with yourself.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I take it you're not a fan of Happy Gilmore then?

Caleb said...

I wish I could find that damn commerical for vitamin Water (Or was it Aobe Life Water?) with the Dreamcast in it... Dammit.

fatherkrishna said...

I saw a film called "Snatch" recently. Not only was there no Dreamcast in it, but I didn't see a single "snatch" in there! Bloody rip off!

Tomleecee said...

Anon - I have no problem with Happy Gilmore!

Badbrains said...

Haha just testing, Punk Drunk Love is a really inspiring film though eh? I'd even take Waterboy over PDL, well maybe not but still. This is Anon from before btw :)

Badbrains said...

P.S. This site is awesome, the writing is top notch. Great way to keep the DC alive.

Tomleecee said...

Thanks for the positive comments badbrains!

Barry said...

Fuck off! PT Anderson and Punch-Drunk Love are awesome. Its a beautiful movie with an excellent soundtrack and an extremely unique take on the "love story" genre of films. You hate it due to the fact that it isn't a goofball shitty Sandler film. Again fuck off.

Love the blog though.