Sin & Punishment

I'm slightly pissed off right now. I found this bizaare item on eBay last week and I tried so hard to win it - even going to the lengths of outbidding myself on a daily basis just incase some cunt snuck in at the last moment and snatched it away from me. Guess what? Some fucking uber-cunt snuck in at the last minute and wrestled it from my virtual hands. I was powerless to stop it because I was in the pub watching Man United get thrashed 4-1 by Liverpool at the time. The price we pay for having psuedo social lives, eh?

Anyway, here's what I'm on about:


It's only a Dreamcast branded laser pen, complete with batteries and presentation box. 

To the winner of the auction: I will find you, and I will kill you. Then I will piss on your wife's decapitated head and burn your house down with your kids locked in an upstairs bedroom.

11 comments:

Caleb said...

F'ing Snipers...

I feel your pain man.

I was ALMOST sniped the other day when I was bidding on a copy of LE BioHazard Code Veronica.

Automated snipers that bid at the last possible second just plain suck.

Caleb said...

BTW:

A sniper program is a piece of software that lame ass bidders use to bid *just* enough to win within the last second of an auction.

Caleb said...

There was also a sweet double arcade corntroller thing that was on sale but the price went above $100 so I had to say no to that.

Barry said...

I fugin HATE sniper programs!
I lost out on a few Dreamcast games last week at the last second. It wasn't even a rare game, so you just know that nobody would be that obsessive to sit until the final seconds for The Floigan Bros.

Well, except for me...

ps-my random word verification for posting was "evoks" lol vulcan ewoks.

Benjamin said...

just checked it out pretty rare...I'm sorry but I would have sniped it too(old school not program)
maybe another one will come up? hopefully not in another 10 years

Benjamin said...

random newsflash I just played "Toy Commander" again and it has a widescreen 16:9 option in the menu a 1999 game with that option wow. Totally fun check it out if you have it.

The GagaMan(n) said...

You won't believe this but I was bidding on that exact same item! I wasn't willing to pay anywhere near what it ended up going for, though!

fatherkrishna said...

So you were in the pub, watching
Man Utd getting beat by Liverpool 4-1 at home... sorry I lost the thread of the story... what happened next?

Tomleecee said...

FK - Kindly eat ass!

Caleb said...

Hahahahahaa!

Sel The Don said...

How much did it go for? I have one of these which I got from the ECTS in London back in '98.