Showing posts with label Typing of the Dead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Typing of the Dead. Show all posts

The Typing of the Dead’s Weird and Wonderful Ports


If you have never played The Typing of the Dead, then newsflash: you should. Who would've thought that taking the zombie-splattering action (and beautiful B-Movie voice acting) of The House of the Dead 2 and turning it into a typing game would've been such a great idea? Sega, that's who. For an uncoordinated person like me, who spends his time typing about pointless gubbins on the internet, the keyboard is my weapon of choice for zombie slaying.

I'm sure most who are at least aware of The Typing of the Dead know that it originally started life in '99 in Japanese arcades, before being ported to Dreamcast and PC in 2000, with English versions both releasing in America (but strangely not Europe) a year after that in 2001.

Credit: Thierry Régagnon on Flickr
Other than a typing version of The House of The Dead: OverkillExtended Cut in 2013, this was the extent of this series' releases in the West. Recently, however, I found myself tumbling down a rabbit hole, Alice in Wonderland-style, that revealed to me the existence of some weird and wonderful ports of this zany title, along with a spin-off and even a sequel that were all released exclusively in Japan. So let's talk about them...

The Typing of the Dead: Zombie Da! Typing Lariat (Windows and Mac, 2007)
First up, we have The Typing Of The Dead: Zombie Da! Typing Lariat, a Japan-exclusive enhanced version of the original game that was released for Windows and Macintosh in 2007. This version featured brand new mini-games as well as a mode where you could compete against a clone of yourself to best your previous score.

While there were two other enhanced Typing of the Dead ports released in Japan prior to this one (titled The Typing of the Dead 2003 and The Typing of the Dead 2004), that both added extra modes, this one is a lot more intriguing because of its Mac port, which was released to be compatible with Mac OS X Tiger (10.4). According to Macintosh Garden, this was 'one of the very few titles that Sega released specifically for Macs in Japan'. 

The absolute bestest thing ever about this port, though, is instead of the HOTD2 characters carrying keyboards with Dreamcasts hooked up to batteries on their backs, they carry Compact Macs. The fact the developers went to the effort to add in such a detail is great; what a beautiful sight to behold. Unless the mere existence of Macs give you an aneurism. If so, we'd hate to tell you how we produce the majority of the Junkyard's content...

Credit: Macintosh Garden

The Typing of the Dead: Zombie Panic (PlayStation 2, 2004)
From one disliked system to another (depending on who you ask), we now move onto The Typing of The Dead's 2004 Japan-exclusive PlayStation 2 port, which came bundled with a USB keyboard, and despite adding the subtitle "Zombie Panic", is mostly the same as the original. Although, according to the ever-helpful Sega Retro, this port incorporates mini-games into the main story. 

This version trades the Dreamcasts for silver fat PlayStation 2 consoles, which results in James and the gang looking like a bunch of Dreamcast deserters who got suckered in by the whole "Emotion Engine" thing. Hope you enjoy watching all those cutscenes in The Bouncer when you're not slaying zombies, you traitors. Bah!

English of the Dead (Nintendo DS, 2008)
Representing something of a missed opportunity, this 2008 Japanese Nintendo DS title was not titled "The Writing of the Dead," because what you have here is a game that aimed to teach Japanese players English words by having them handwrite them with the DS stylus. Occasionally, the game also asks players to complete sentences by selecting words multiple choice-style. Because of its premise, the game is very accessible to English players; although I bet after playing for a while your wrist would get tired (get your mind out of the gutter).

What blew my mind the most about this game, though, is that it recreates the levels of The House of The Dead 2 with some pretty decent 3D graphics for the DS. I recommend checking out this playthrough by NintendoComplete to see this title in action.

Oh, and the characters all carry Sega Mega Drives/Genesis on their backs. I'm not kidding.
Credit: NintendoComplete

The Typing of the Dead 2 (Arcade, 2007/Windows, 2008)
That's right, you read that correctly; exclusively in Japan, The Typing of the Dead received a numbered sequel in arcades and on PC, and it was based on The House of the Dead III! I genuinely had no idea this existed! Looking at gameplay footage of the PC version, it doesn't look like its inaccessible to English speakers (or typers, rather), as you still type English characters, but for the romanisations of Japanese words.

While we sadly never received the original House of the Dead 3 on Dreamcast, the spirit of the console lives on in this Typing of the Dead sequel, because while the characters now wield keyboard-shaped shotguns instead of regular keyboards hanging from their shoulders, they still carry Dreamcasts on their backs, just as they did in the original! 
Credit: NintendoComplete

How many of these Typing of The Dead games were you aware of? Are you going to give any of them a try? Let us know in the comments below!

Credit and thanks to: Mr^Burns who posted the SegaXtreme post that initially brought The Typing of the Dead: Zombie Da! Typing Lariat to my attention, Macintosh GardenSega RetroThe Wiki of the Dead and NintendoComplete.

I mode! You mode! We all mode for i-mode!

I want you to take a little trip with me down repressed memory lane. Cast your mind back. It's 2001. Everyone keeps telling you the Dreamcast is dead, but you're not having any of it. There are AAA titles still to come on the horizon, Dreamcast Magazine is still on the newsstand (barely), and you've got an eye on Lik Sang and Play-Asia for some exclusive import goodness. You're a true believer and you're not jumping the Sega ship yet (or ever). 

But you have a problem. You can't stay tethered to your 15" CRT TV and curled up against the warmth of your precious blue swirl baby. You have to leave the house. You have stupid lectures to attend, and that interminable bus ride awaits. If only there was some kind of portable Sega device you could take with you to while away the drudgery of public transport.

You look to your shiny new Neo Geo Pocket Color, but it's just not Sega enough for you today. You look to your forlorn and dust-covered Game Gear lying under a pile of socks in the back corner. Those capacitors have blown and leaked and it's never coming back to life. In desperation, you fish out the VMU from your Dreamcast controller, but the batteries are dead and there's only so much of Voldo's Volleyball minigame you can take. Out of options, you trudge out into the gloom, resigned to your terrible fate. 

Meanwhile, in Japan...

In June 2001, Sharp released a new generation "J-Phone" - the J-SH07. It was the first J-Phone to be compatible with Java applets, and it also came bundled with Ulala from Space Channel 5 as a kind of virtual pet / avatar on the device.

The more you used your phone, the better your "rating" gets, and as a reward, Ulala dances for you and sometimes changes costumes. You could download more Space Channel 5 related goodies from the "Ulala no Channel J" service.