We Believe

Well, it's Good Friday.

It's not all about days off work and chocolate you know. Sheesh - people, Easter is about keeping the faith and remembering what Jesus did for us all. Yes - even YOU.

And to celebrate, I've erected a 1:1 scale recreation of Christ's crucifix in the back yard and will shortly be nailing myself to it in celebration of His life, death and resurrection. As an added twist, I've installed a sort of harness (through a complex system of ropes and pullies) to house my Dreamcast and a TV, and will force myself to play through Army Men: Sarge's Heores. Furthermore, I will blast Good Charlotte's Chronicles of Life and Death on infinate repeat on the stereo to accompany this spectacle. That's both offensive and humourous on so many levels, but I fear my Hubris will get the better of me. We shall see...

If you're still reading (and have not alerted the Vatican secret police), you may also have noticed that I have added this particularly eye scrambling background to the text to compliment that epilepsy inducing site background. Hope it's not too offensive on the old retinas.

Must run along though, there's a faint waft of inscence in the air and a shadow on the stairs...

11 comments:

Mr Cruise said...

I'm here on the advice of my agent. Christianity? No! Scientology, guys - it's the only way. Any of you guys sickeningly wealthy? No? Oh, sorry. Back to Christianity then, peasants.

Tomleecee said...

Gald to make your aquaintance Mr Cruise. Personally, I am indifferent to all forms of religion - buy hey, if it gets me a) presents; or b) days off, who am I to argue?!

Squall20XX said...

Hey i finally got my dramcast!!! £19.99 from cash convertors, came with chu chu rocket + dreamkey! no vmu though will need to get one some time soon ¬_¬ i also brought 4 games Sonic Adventure, Soul Calibre, Resident Evil : Code Veronica and Tomb Raider Cronicles. My Tomb Raider ANd Resident Evil (Disc 1) dont work and my dreamcast will not read them, i will be taking tjhose games back ¬_¬ my real question is does Sonic Adventure come with a demo of jet set radio because my has the disc in and no where on the disc does it say "Demo" and when i put it in it does not say "Demo" so any info would be helpful! thanks!

Tomleecee said...

Hey, Congratulations! A whole new world of super cheap, awesome looking games awaits you! As for that Jet Set Radio disk, it looks like you probably got a free game - Sonic Adventure never had a demo bundled with it. I'd definatley get that Code Veronica exchanged though - it's a top game. However, if you have the choice, change Chronilce for something else - it stinks.

Squall20XX said...

Thanks for your help lol will have to make my own front cover for jet set radio then! I'm really impressed soul caliber looks as good as any PS2 game and its a joy to play, will be buying a VMU asap off ebay there only like £2.00 which is nothing hopefully will buy sonic adventure 2 aswell i've never played it so i'll remain happy! i will get those games taken back next saturday when i go to Norwich, also the 2 tiny game shops i love will be opwn so should hopefully get a better sellection than all the football games in Gamesation, any recomendations? Sorry for writing essays!

Tomleecee said...

Hmmm, recommendations...well, don't buy any football games because, as I've stated on the yard in the past - theyre all crap. But here's a few games I think you should look out for: Dead or Alive 2, 4 Whell Thunder, Hydro Thunder, Shenumue, Quake3, Daytona, Virtua Tennis, Crazy Taxi, HeadHunter, Skies of Arcadia (I'm told it's awesome), Red Dog, Tony Hawk 2, House of the Dead, Outtrigger. There's probably more, but my brain is melting! And a VM is essential.

Ross said...

I like the new backgrounds and Sonic pic. For a more detailed message, view the one I posted in the post below this one...

gnome said...

If I crusify a Jesus, can I have a cheap (or at least not ridiculously expensive) Dreamcast too?

The Elderly said...

if your still there (crucified) on Sunday can I have you Easter eggs?

gnome said...

No worries... I believe we're orthodox or something here... jesus dies a week later...

The GagaMan(n) said...

You know, I only just now noticed the photshopped swirl in that image. SUBLIMINOOL.